January 2012
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From the creators of "STFU Bachmann"
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we bring you, STFU SANTORUM! Buckle up folks, it’s going to be one hell of a ride…
Here it is, guys!
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As of approx. 11:30am on January 4, 2012, Michele...
It’s been a pleasure to share so much batshit crazy with you.
But this isn’t the end. It’s a new beginning. There is so much more batshit crazy to be had.
So stay tuned for STFUSantorum….
December 2011
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STFU Bachmann...
will be launching two “sister/brother” blogs in the next few days, anyone interested in being apart of it please contact us through ask, thanks!
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Bachmann wants to take non existent US Embassy... →
In light of the British Foreign Ministry pulling all U.K. nationals out of the British embassy in Tehran after students stormed the building in protest, GOP presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann told a crowd in Waverly, Iowa, today that she would close the U.S. embassy in Iran.
One small, tiny note: The U.S. hasn’t had an embassy in Tehran since 1980. Following the Iranian Hostage Crisis,...
November 2011
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WatchLet’s reiterate what we just witnessed: a contender and one-time frontrunner for the nomination of the Republican Party declared that America should eliminate food stamps, Medicare and the expansion of Social Security, before stating that America should emulate China’s social safety net. And the Republican audience cheered her. At some point the pearl clutchers and bipartisan...
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Michele Bachmann: Look To China On Social Program... →
Michele Bachmann made a curious suggestion during Saturday night’s Republican debate.
Fielding a question about which social programs she would cut if president, the Minnesota Congresswoman said that China provided a good example of a society without a social safety net. The fact that China’s government is resolutely socialist appeared to be lost on her.
Bachmann said that...
October 2011
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Michele Bachmann Accuses Rick Perry Campaign Of... →
Michele Bachmann responded to the suggestion by a Tea Party group that she quit the presidential race by accusing Rick Perry of dirty tricks.
In an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer on Friday, the Minnesota congresswoman blamed the Perry campaign for a blog post by American Majority calling for her to bow out of the 2012 race, though she admitted she had no evidence.
“Well, of...
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Michele Bachmann Criticizes Obama's Student Loan... →
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann criticized a directive by President Barack Obama to ease student loan debt as an “abuse of power” that will give people incentive to dodge debt.
The candidates reacted Thursday to a decision Obama announced a day earlier to cap required payments for some college loan borrowers at a lower percentage of their income and forgive...
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GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann isn’t shy about her desire to build wall on the U.S.-Mexico border fence. She even said the other day that she wants a “double-walled border” fence.
So when Bachmann was in San Francisco Thursday we — and the Shaky Hands Productions — crew asked her how she could consider herself a fiscal conservative who wants to slim down government when she...
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Following Tuesday night’s GOP debate in Las Vegas, Rep. Michele Bachmann picked up an endorsement from perhaps the Strip’s biggest star – Mr. Las Vegas himself, Wayne Newton.
During a post-debate interview with Fox’s Greta Van Susteren, Newton, who kept his arm around Bachmann’s shoulder for the entire spot, twice called the Minnesota congresswoman a “beautiful lady” and endorsed her...
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WatchMichele Bachmann says that Cain’s plan is dangerous because if you turn “9-9-9” upside down it reads “666.” “The devil is in the details,” she said with a cold smile.
What’s truly scary is that she probably believes the shit she is saying….
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“Did ya’ll hear last week that your debit card? You now have to pay a five...”
– Michele Bachmann speaking to a group of students at New England College
Uh, Michele, that’s like blaming McDonald’s for having to pay Sales Tax…just STFU, please.
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Michele Bachmann: 'I Would Reinstate The Don't... →
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) reiterated that she would reinstate the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy if she were elected president on a conference call with Ralph Reed’s Faith and Freedom Coalition, reports the Minnesota Independent.
Bachmann took calls from supporters, including one who said that allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly would “destroy...
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Michele Bachmann Proposes Mandatory Invasive... →
Republican presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) proposed a bill on Thursday that would force women in the early stages of pregnancy to have a physically invasive and medically unnecessary ultrasound procedure before they can legally consent to having an abortion.
The “Heartbeat Informed Consent Act” requires doctors to make the fetal heartbeat visible and...
September 2011
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“(Barack Obama) has the lowest public approval ratings of any president in modern...”
– Michele Bachmann Making Shit Up
Complete and utter lie and a total disregard for anything resembling a fact. This isn’t even a hard one to fact-check since his predecessor had MUCH lower ratings. George W. Bush’s lowest was 25%, Obama’s has been 40%.
-Joe
(via stfuconservatives)
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Bachmann demands Obama break International Law →
stfuconservatives:
stfubachmann:
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) is calling on President Obama to stop Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from traveling to the United Nations headquarters in New York, even though doing so would violate international law.
“By his own words, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has shown himself to be an enemy not only of Israel, but also of the United...
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"If Michele Bachmann thought there was a vaccine...
leftish:
…she would personally distribute it and pour it into the cereal of children, I really believe that.”
~ Lizz Winstead, co-creator, The Daily Show
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WatchMichele Bachmann Defending HPV Vaccine Comments, Gay Marriage Stance, On ‘Tonight Show’ With Jay Leno.
Leno also pressed Bachmann about her views on homosexuality and gay marriage.
“That whole ‘pray the gay away’ thing, I don’t get it,” said Leno, referring to the Christian counseling clinic she owns with her husband.
Bachmann tried to deflect...
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A Journalist Doing his job....SAY WHAT?!?! →
We here at STFUBachmann share your pleasant surprise. Thanks for the submission seemorebanannafish!
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“I’m a mom. And I’m a mom of three children. And to have innocent little...”
– Michele Bachmann thinks children should be free to get HPV, tetanus, hepatitis, menangitis, chicken pox, and more. (via supcakes)
That’s really beautiful, Michele. Innocent little 12-year-old girls shouldn’t be forced to have a “government injection” against their will, but they should be forced to...
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Michele Bachmann is the Lennie...
to Barack’s George, and all she wants to do is find those damn rabbits*.
*white wash america
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“Literally, if we took away the minimum wage… we could potentially virtually wipe...”
– Michelle Bachmann at the GOP Debate
FUCK U.
(via thecultureofme)
Yeah but that doesn’t help lady. Working for pennies doesn’t mean you’re gainfully employed, it means your work is of little or no value. And you certainly can’t support yourself, so the welfare system would have to be larger than...
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Hey Michelle -
thatoverenthusiasticqueerfanboy:
You just said you’d bring the constitution, the bill of rights and the declaration of Independence with you to the White House, should you move in -
I’m curious, have you read them?
And furthermore, America ranks near last in Education with regards to math and reading but first in Patriotism - Can you give some talking points about that?
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Michele Bachmann, Shitting in the Face of Reason... →
Opening a tea party-backed forum in this first voting state in the South, presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann is criticizing President Barack Obama’s understanding of the Constitution and is pledging fidelity to the nation’s founding document as she woos the grassroots activists who could deliver her the GOP’s nomination.
The Minnesota Republican on Monday said the 2012...
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Bachmann "Open" to Eliminating Corporate Taxes →
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann offered muted support Sunday for Sarah Palin’s recent call to eliminate all corporate taxes, noting that she’s “open” to the idea of cutting corporate tax rates to zero percent - but not calling for it outright.
The Minnesota Congresswoman, appearing on CBS’ “Face the Nation” Sunday, said “we...
August 2011
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Michele Bachmann Says Hurricane Irene And... →
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann told Floridians Sunday that Hurricane Irene and the earthquake felt along much of the East Coast last week were messages from God to warn “politicians” to start heeding divine guidance, which she suggested is being channeled through small government conservatives.
“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the...
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Michele Bachmann Takes Issue With Radical... →
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann claims the U.S. has more energy resources than any other country but isn’t exploiting them because of radical environmentalists.
Bachmann says with shale oil, natural gas and coal, the United States shouldn’t be “begging” others for oil and energy supplies.
She said “we are the king daddy dogs when it comes to...
Anonymous asked: Who posts on this blog? Love most of everything posted here and didn't know if this was it or if you had you your own blog.
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Michele Bachmann, And The Red Scare, Are Upon Us →
Bachmann, riding high after winning the August 13 Republican straw poll in Iowa, took time to pay a visit to conservative radio talk show “Jay Sekulow Live!” The show aired on August 18 — the eve of the 20th anniversary of the attempted coup that would lead to the fall of the Soviet Union. The Congresswoman was asked what concerns she was hearing from Americans as she campaigned around the...
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Michele Bachmann Promises $2.00 a Gallon Gas →
It’s no wonder Michele Bachmann likes the free market so much. She can bend supply and demand to her will.
How else to explain her bizarre claim to a South Carolina crowd, first reported by Politico yesterday, that: “Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again”?
Usually, politicians manifest their dishonesty on gas prices as mere hints,...
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Michele Bachmann Is Not a Doctor →
On the campaign trail in Iowa, Rep. Michele Bachmann’s response to the argument that she lacks the experience to run for president has been to turn the argument on its head. The Minnesota congresswoman rattles off her resume: She was a federal tax litigation attorney; she and her husband started “a successful small company”; she fought the establishment in the state...
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Bachmann Campaign Organizer Tied to "Kill the... →
A film about Waldron’s experience is apparently in the works, titled The Ultimate Price: The Peter E. Waldron Story. While Waldron was in Uganda from 2002 to 2006, the Republican political activist was reportedly arrested with a small weapons cache. The details are murky but he spent more than a month in prison. The surfacing of this name, tied to Uganda, got people wondering. And it...
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Bachmann, Queen of Family Reunions (and/or lies) →
So, there was apparently a minor kerfuffle in Iowa when Michele Bachmann claimed that an appearance at a family reunion caused her to be late to a GOP event in Waterloo, Iowa, at which Rick Perry and Rick Santorum were also present. Then it came to light that she never attended that family reunion. Now her campaign is saying, “Oh, you meant that family reunion! No, no, we were talking...
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GOP presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann... →
Presley was born Jan. 8, 1935.
Thank you fleurdesol for this gem of a submission!
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Folks, it's official...
cbgjrcool:
j0hn-lenn0n:
stfubachmann:
Michele Bachmann has won the Ames Straw Poll, and the vast majority of sources are saying she did it in landslide fashion. The time to starting worrying is now, if reasonable people don’t stand in her way, who knows what can happen.
I’m actually quite terrified.
My grandma is in politics and she’s close friends with Michele Bachmann; it’s scary being...
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“Wives, you are to be submissive to your husbands.”
– Michele Bachmann
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One really good reason why Michele Bachmann should... →
spacemunkie:
BACHMANN WARNED ‘THE LION KING’ WAS GAY PROPAGANDA: At the November 2004 EdWatch National Education Conference, Bachmannsaid the “normalization” of homosexuality would lead to “desensitization”: “Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of ‘The Lion King’ for instance, and a teacher might say, ‘Do you know that the music for this movie was...
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Folks, it's official...
Michele Bachmann has won the Ames Straw Poll, and the vast majority of sources are saying she did it in landslide fashion. The time to starting worrying is now, if reasonable people don’t stand in her way, who knows what can happen.
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Marcus Bachmann Shoves Don Lemon at Campaign Event... →
CNN anchor Don Lemon reports that members of the campaign team for Rep. Michele Bachmann including her husband Marcus Bachmann shoved him after an event for the candidate in Des Moines on Friday. According to CNN, Lemon and another reporter from the network were among a ring of press and supporters that surrounded Bachmann after she spoke briefly at the Iowa State Fair and tried to make her way to...
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